dilfgod:

mapsontheweb:

Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’

when will the rest of the world catch up
me with my American friend part 2 lucuha: me: hey American friend i bought this football for you American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah  (via sugarysymbiote)

me with my American friend part 2

lucuha:

me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah 

(via sugarysymbiote)

ask-cosplay-kirkland: orbitingasupernova: homosexualwatercolors: do you ever cry because you’re not british tears of joy dammit America  (Source: sonofabaggins, via icyyprincess)

ask-cosplay-kirkland:

orbitingasupernova:

homosexualwatercolors:

do you ever cry because you’re not british

tears of joy

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dammit America 

(Source: sonofabaggins, via icyyprincess)

illckr: homealonethree: AMERICANS: name every single canadian province Hoenn Johto Kanto Sinnoh Unova Kalos (via irl-magical-girl)

illckr:

homealonethree:

AMERICANS: name every single canadian province

Hoenn Johto Kanto Sinnoh Unova Kalos

(via irl-magical-girl)

thespacegoat: zacksplosion: gimmegrimmy: thecityofpawnee: nerdmodeactivated: tea-in-the-tardis: bakuraryou: OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN. SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND. We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes. THAT WAS ONE TIME HE WAS ELECTED TWICE. (via sugarysymbiote)

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

(via sugarysymbiote)

coolator:

my favorite tweet of all time
After considering the fact that all people who are citizens of North and South America are Americans, we petition to change The United States of America’s official name to ‘Murika and all its citizens will henceforth be referred to as Murpeople. We can appropriate the phrase and bring it to represent our glorious country like we do everything else.

After considering the fact that all people who are citizens of North and South America are Americans,

we petition to change The United States of America’s official name to ‘Murika and all its citizens will henceforth be referred to as Murpeople. We can appropriate the phrase and bring it to represent our glorious country like we do everything else.

oppafightme: shsl-queenbitch: oppafightme: id like a boy who pushes himself to the limits (physically and financially) to impress me. buy me an eagle. a bald eagle. yes i know theyre endangered. get one for me. i dont care. get me one I’ll buy you a bald eagle if that means I can get with you ;) tell me how much u make a year babe and we can get it poppin (via the-girl-who-dreams-big)

oppafightme:

shsl-queenbitch:

oppafightme:

id like a boy who pushes himself to the limits (physically and financially) to impress me. buy me an eagle. a bald eagle. yes i know theyre endangered. get one for me. i dont care. get me one

I’ll buy you a bald eagle if that means I can get with you ;)

tell me how much u make a year babe and we can get it poppin

(via the-girl-who-dreams-big)

josiesangels:

roleplayfanatickatira:

terezidactyl:

lavendertownhall:

firerainbowdiscopanda:



walk walk fashion baby

please draw alfred in these

okay but the pants are in a store in britain though!

is this the british equivalent of americans putting the english flag on all our fashion

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